Feb 18

Opening Day Countdown: 41

JeffressLet’s see if I can come up with a post every day of the rest of the offseason. Today, there are 41 days left until Opening Day on April 1.

41

was Jeremy Jeffress’ jersey number when he was a Royal, and before that, when he was in Milwaukee.

Jeffress was acquired as part of the trade that sent Zack Greinke to the Brewers.  By the middle of last season, when Jeffress was back down in Omaha, I had mentally written him off as another one of those pitchers. He throws hard, and walks a lot of guys. Wooo.

He’s a Blue Jay now, so it doesn’t much matter for our purposes, but last summer I did hear a couple of scouts* talking about him one night. Both still believed that Jeffress has a career as a late-inning guy in the Majors.

*neither scout worked for the Royals or the Jays, for the record, though I don’t remember what teams they did work for.

The Jays’ site has Jeffress listed as number 33 now. I wonder if that was his preference, or if he wanted to keep 41. No Blue Jay has that number right now, so I wonder why he had it through two different teams.

I remember when Mike Moustakas made it to Omaha in 2010. Greg Holland was wearing Moustakas’s number 8 at the time, but quickly switched numbers to give Moose the 8. I asked Moose what he did to get the number from Holland, and he just laughed and swore he’d never tell. To this day, I wonder.

Feb 16

Opening Day Countdown: 42

Let’s see if I can come up with a post every day of the rest of the offseason. Today, there are 42 days left until Opening Day on April 1.

42

is the number, in millions, of dollars that Ervin Santana will make over the next 5 seasons.

Dave Cameron of FanGraphs picked the acquisition of Santana as the 10th-worst transaction by any team of the whole offseason. Two other Royals transactions also made that list. Happy happy, joy joy.

Feb 15

Opening Day Countdown: 43

Let’s see if I can come up with a post every day of the rest of the offseason. Today, there are 43 days left until Opening Day on April 1.

I wanted to start this countdown at 50, but time did a strange thing and went by too quickly. That has never happened in the offseason before! So we’ll start at 43.

43

is the number of hits Johnny Giavotella had in the Majors last year. His 2011 and 2012 MLB counting stats are weirdly identical.

Year Age Tm G PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO
2011 23 KCR 46 187 178 20 44 9 4 2 21 5 2 6 32
2012 24 KCR 53 189 181 21 43 7 1 1 15 3 0 8 35
2 Yrs 99 376 359 41 87 16 5 3 36 8 2 14 67
162 Game Avg. 162 615 587 67 142 26 8 5 59 13 3 23 110
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 2/15/2013.

In both seasons, Gio could not impress Nedly enough to keep the starting job. And count me among those who think that, almost no matter what happens in Surprise, Chris Getz will be awarded 2nd base, and Gio will be stuck in a Storm Chasers lineup, again. Although I’m not the world’s biggest Chris Gritz fan, the numbers kind of bear this out, sort of. In 2011, Gio’s SLG was higher than Getz’s has ever been, but that’s really it. Otherwise, Getz has outpaced Gio at every rate stat at every age. And Giavotella struck out at a higher rate in both of his partial MLB seasons than Getz ever has, which would be fine if he also walked more, but he hasn’t.

Giovotella swinging

Meet the new uniform, same as the old uniform.

But the reason I said “sort of” up there is that Gio is younger, and also all of his MLB numbers are tiny sample sizes. So who knows what he could actually do with a full season – he’ll have to somehow get a full season in someday, and sadly for him I don’t think this is the year it will happen.

Of course, now Elliot Johnson is a new wrinkle, and is on the 40-man roster too. woooo competition, I guess. [Side note: Did you know that Johnson’s wife Nicole is a blogger? She contributes to the insightful The Life of a Baseball Wife blog, which is definitely worth the read for those who want a peek behind the curtain.]
43 is also the number of 10s of dollars it would cost to sponsor the 2012 Royals page on B-Ref, if anyone’s interested.

Dec 14

In which 2 MiLB insiders thoroughly dismantle my idea

Though lots of people had nice things to say about last night’s post, two Minor League Baseball employees brought up some really valid concerns and counterpoints. I recognize that while I made it out to sound so easy to overhaul nutrition throughout a minor league farm system, of course there would be logistical hurdles every step of the way. So let’s look to two guys who are actually “down in the trenches” to see what a ballclub would have to figure out to explore this potential shift in the baseball culture.


FIRST UP: a clubhouse attendant. His thoughts are in grey boxes; my responses are not.

Love the article and everything that you put into it. I work as a AAA clubby for an organization who takes their nutrition very seriously and imposes very strict dietary guidelines (that make the players very unhappy and they send other clubbies out to buy them McDonalds, etc.). Also some visiting teams, I’ll say 4 to 6 per season, send us guidelines for things that they do not want their teams to have. Overall it is a good effort by the organization to accomplish a competitive advantage, but the main problem is, unless the players buy into the system, it all gets undone when they go out to the bars and drink or buy fast food for breakfast.

A couple thoughts here:
1) I’d be interested to know the identity of some of these clubs. Anyone know? I don’t know what team Anonymous Clubbie (henceforth: AC) works for, so I can’t answer that myself.
2) AC is absolutely right about the players needing to buy into it. In Omaha, the players this past season definitely bought into nutrition and kept each other accountable (in addition to the guidance provided by team personnel). But it really only takes a few players who are good leaders to affect that kind of change. David Lough is a great example of this kind of leadership, which he discussed with Greg Schaum and Clint Scoles in an excellent podcast this week..

As far as the financials of the whole thing goes, $800 per week is incredibly low. For one home stand (8 games) my post game meals we had to cater in cost roughly $1500. Add in the pregame meal, all of the healthy (more expensive) snacks, fruits/veggies, and bottled water/Gatorade and my cost to feed the team/staff is around $3,000 per 8 game home-stand.

I think hiring a private chef would be the best thing that a team could do to help players eat healthier, but even this would cost more than just the chef to pull off. The stadium I work at doesn’t have a kitchen, and we are in AAA! I have to prepare every pregame meal via electric skillets, hot plates, and George Foreman grills. Any respectable chef is going to require a full functioning kitchen, something that a fair size portion of minor league clubhouses lack.

THERE’S the good stuff. OK, that’s quite a wrench in the plans. In my next post, we’ll hear from a chef who can hopefully provide suggestions for how to get around that. Cook off site? I don’t know.

As for the cost of catering: I would imagine that having a chef prepare an identical meal would be cheaper. When you hire a caterer, you’re paying for not only the food, but also the off-site preparation and the bringing it to your site, and possibly also the setup, presentation, and cleanup. Additionally, catering costs what it does because when a caterer is serving you, they are unable to serve anyone else. Your time and convenience is an opportunity cost to them. So if you had a dedicated chef, you could strip away a lot of that cost, thus bringing down that $1500 per homestand figure that AC cited.

While we’re here, let’s take a moment to appreciate clubbies. They work so insanely hard, and are almost criminally invisible.

Now if you want to make sure this all happens on the road, for every level, by my estimates it would cost $435,000 for the food and supplies alone, another $320,000 for chefs to travel with the team, and we are already at a cost of $755,000. I don’t want to do the math, but you incur other costs of travel and hotels for the chefs, renovation of 8 minor league clubhouses to make the kitchens suitable for a chef, and any other rogue expenses that come up along the way, it is more than likely a seven figure adventure for implementing this nutritional program in year one.

All right. I did fail to factor in traveling costs. I think that some future contributors to this series* might have some ideas or real-world examples as to how to make this work.

*a series that was originally planned as a maximum of two posts. Magic!

All in all I think it would be safe to say that you would have to budget $800,000 at a minimum to pull off the plan you are suggesting. While that is still nickels to the parent club, it all won’t matter unless you can get the players on board. For every Alex Gordon, there is a Runelvys Hernandez, and sadly more players fall on the hating the healthy options than embracing them.

I agree fully that there are – and will probably always be – some bad apples out there. But it’s the same as any organization-wide strategy shift. If an MLB club wants its players to adopt a more patient plate approach, some guys might buy in and focus on discipline, but there would always be a few hackers at every level. That does not mean that attempts should not be made to shift the culture of an organization.
I now want to highlight this comment that was left on last night’s post:

I worked as the strength and conditioning coach (CSCS) for a Low A team (lots of 19 year olds and college aged) during 2011. That also included 3 months of off-season and Spring Training. *I* had a 50$ organizational-provided budget for the pre-game “spread.” Only for away games, though. Let me preface by saying that (unlike many strength coaches) nutrition has always been a strong point for me and it’s how I first got involved on the industry.

Let me tell you why nutrition is a tricky subject.

When you talk about improving nutrition? Do you mean as in providing the amount of food of all kinds available for all players? Do you mean having fruits and vegetables available at all times? Do you mean having protein shakes and bars readily available? Do you mean having chicken breast or tuna available with every meal?

There’s a wide spectrum between having a personalized special diet for every player, and what they’re eating now. Just give every guy the opportunity to be somewhere in the middle of that spectrum. The way things are structured now, a lot of young prospects don’t even have access to the right foods.

Education is really the key…but the problem lies on whether the player WANTS to be educated. Or even worse, apply what he learns.

You have to remember these players live on their own. I can have all the fruits of the world in the clubhouse but if X PLAYER wants to eat McDonalds on his way home, there’s nothing I can do. You think a Latin kid that just got out of Dominican after spending the last 2-3 years there wants to hear about the importance of protein and hydration?

Sure, of course. But on the flip side of that, if the only foods guys have access to is junk, they’re going to eat junk. Improve what’s in the clubhouse, and that way at least you’ll be improving the guys’ diets for those meals. That’s way better than doing nothing, isn’t it?

In my case, I bought as many calories as I could with the 50$ budget. There were more players that struggled to keep weight on than those that needed to lose fat. It was a constant battle but I made a decision that would benefit the team the most.

Calories are energy and when they needed 3000 calories in the 16 hours they were awake (minus 2 on buses, 4 on the field, 1 in the weight room) I had absolutely no issues with them eating pb & jelly sandwiches or even twinkies. Yes, evil-killer twinkies. We were lucky to have relatively unlimited access to protein drinks so it wasn’t hard for me to have them complement the “candy” with 30grs of protein.

I am fascinated by this but will leave it to future guest posters to address. I understand that bodies need calories but am really surprised to hear someone “on the inside” say it doesn’t matter where those calories come from. But again, I’m an outsider, and I’m here to learn.

And this $50 budget is insane! That’s why I’m saying clubs should dedicate more resources for food. Players shouldn’t have to eat Twinkies just because that’s what fits in the budget.

Moving on:

Am I saying “don’t eat fruits” or don’t eat “clean”? No, that’s fine. But is that absolutely necessary for ultimate performance as I implied from your post? I don’t think so. Not at all.

We kept close tabs on their bodies. Weekly weigh-ins along with their performance in the weight room and the way they moved on the field. We ended up only having three soft tissue injuries in 4 months. The longest a player was out was 9 days and incidentally, that player was a huge fan of eating Paleo (including his nutritional supplements, but that’s another story).

Again, fascinating, but as a non-expert here I’m just going to seek out additional input on this.

Nutrition IS important. But saying it’d be a competitive advantage? That’d be a stretch. More money for better food in the clubhouse would be excellent. I concur. But your overweight pitcher may just as easily overindulge in [insert ‘healthy’ food’]…and remain overweight.

This is professional baseball. As long as they’re on the field and producing…they can be as fat/skinny/slow/weak as they desire. And it’s only when they struggle that we (the training staff) have to come in and ‘fix’ the athlete. Or in cases, even take the fall for it. (See fried chicken-beergate in Boston.)

The situation in Boston was shameful. Not because of ANYTHING the players did – they’re just grown men asserting their right to enjoy the same foods and drinks that every yahoo who blasted them for it does. But the way that became a job-costing media firestorm was awful. We’re definitely on the same page there.

It would be great having an amazing dining hall like the one Nebraska (or any D1 school) has. But it doesn’t guarantee victories or performance. It may not even guarantee you healthy players.

Sure, but why not try?  What, exactly, would be the downside of creating a culture where better nutrition is the new norm?

As harsh as this sounds, don’t forget whole minor league teams are built around developing and maintaining 2 or 3 potentially legitimate prospects. They are making pennies. If you asked any player if they would prefer a $150 monthly salary raise or better food before games, I’m sure the answer would be more money.

PS. Things are much different in AA and AAA. Older minor league players tend to take better care of their bodies. But even when a player has “better habits,” when we analyze those, they’re not even really that good anyway.

But like some say, “if it got me to AA…”

It’ll never be perfect.

It sure won’t. And sure, players want higher salaries. I want that for them, too. But that issue and this one have the common theme: Players should be treated more like human beings, because they are. It’s ludicrous to expect them to live on what they’re given, both in terms of money and nutritional support.

And now this post is nearing 2,000 words, so I’ll stop. We’ll hear from a chef and from Buddy Biancalana in the coming days. Please, keep the Tweets, emails, and comments coming. This is a great opportunity to examine baseball, and discard the norms that are in place just because that’s the way it’s always been.

Dec 13

Are healthy diets the next MLB market inefficiency?

Somewhere in Major League Baseball, there has to be a smart owner who will quit ignoring the next great, and cheap, competitive advantage. Compared to the price of one free agent, this thing would cost very little and would strengthen the chances that each minor leaguer can contribute more at the MLB level.The thing is Nutrition. Why is this so widely ignored?

At the University of Nebraska, where I went to school, there’s a special dining hall for Husker athletes. Begrudgingly, they allow regular students to eat there too, but only because they’re required to. (Something about how the money for their food comes from the same budget that feeds the huddled masses of non-athletes.) The athletes had quite a spread, and if a team nutritionist thought something was lacking, you could bet that whatever was lacking would be added right away. The student-athletes may not get paid money, but they had everyday access to the foods they needed to fuel their bodies and keep them in top shape.

In Minor League Baseball, by contrast, nobody cares about the players’ day-to-day food intake and they have little choice but to eat a garbagey diet. A couple of factors lead to this:
-Budgets. This is the most obvious thing. Every ballpark has a clubhouse attendant who serves each visiting team as they come in. The clubbie does get some money to feed the teams, but it’s never much. 25 hungry guys + 1 overworked clubbie + a tiny budget = inadequate nutrition for all.

-Schedules. What time does an average night game end? And food establishments are still open at that time of night? Fast food. I can’t even stay in good enough shape to be a debt collector on a fast food-based diet. Ba-da-ba-ba-bahhhhh, I’m lovin’ it.

-Ease. With all the workouts, side appearances, and of course games, ballplayers don’t have a ton of free time, so it’s not like they could play chef for themselves every day. So eating the clubhouse spread is often the easiest route. So if there’s unhealthy food in the clubhouse, that’s what a player is stuck with.

[Side note: In Omaha, this isn’t so much of a problem, as we learned earlier this year. Strength and conditioning coach Joey Greany heavily emphasizes good eating habits for the Storm Chasers, and Greany says the players hold each other accountable when one sees another eating junk food.]

Let’s look at the numbers:

You’ve got roughly 25 guys per team, at 8 minor league levels. I know the lowest levels have more players than that, but let’s just roll with 25.

According to this cost calculator, it’s possible to feed 25 twenty-something males 14 healthy meals (7 lunches and 7 dinners) for $405.00 per week. That’s the bare minimum, of course, and I recognize that athletes probably need more of certain things like proteins that would jack up that cost. So let’s give that budget a little bit more breathing room and call it $600 per week, per team.

If I’m looking at all the teams’ schedules correctly, there are a total of 135 weeks’ worth of minor league games. Take that times our $600 budget, and it would cost $81,000 to feed an entire minor league system.

Maybe you’re calling B.S. on that calculator, and you want $700 per team per week. That’s still just $94,500 per season to feed the entire organization. $800 per week? $108k for the season. Still small potatoes compared to even a MLB minimum contract.

So for significantly less than even half a season of  Chris Getz, a GM (hey Dayton, are you listening?) could transform his entire minor league system into a healthier group of athletes. Healthier athletes = better performance, and perhaps fewer injuries and longer careers. For that relatively tiny cost, it’s absurd that no GM has bothered with this.

Draft picks turn into prospects, and prospects turn into the future of a team. Whether a prospect makes it big with the club that drafted him or becomes part of a trade,  why would you sink so much money into signing a guy and then feed him worse than a blogger’s diet?
I spoke with shortstop-cum-Zone Training expert Buddy Biancalana about this a few weeks ago. I’ll publish that conversation in the next few days. Until then: Which team do YOU see embracing hardcore nutrition as an organizational philosophy?

EDITED TO ADD: A fair question is “but who would make the food?” It’s not like clubhouse attendants, who already work 15+ hours every game day, can magically have enough time to prepare square meals for all their players. So let’s add a chef at every level. (Gosh, spending someone else’s money is so easy.)

Apparently the average salary for a chef who would be appropriate for this job is $35-$40k. So again, if a club has a full 8 levels, that’s 8 chefs for an added cost of up to $320,000. Since they’re not even working a full year it would actually be a lot less than that.

So, all told, you can buy enough food to feed every player in the system, and then pay 8 chefs to prepare that food, and it still costs just one MLB minimum salary. (And actually, the cost for chefs would be less since they would not be working a full year.)

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Dec 10

The departed.

I’m too flummoxed right now to formally talk about this thing.

My on-the-record prediction from the Meetings was right on, but I wish it was not. I Tweeted the following, after saying the same in the comments at Royals Review: “GMDM has left the building. My prediction on [Royals Review] was that he would be quiet this week, then make a huge(ly stupid) trade next Monday or so. ”

So my timeline was slightly off. Dayton Moore’s trigger finger was itchier than I imagined. And we’ve sold half the farm, including literally the best player in all of Minor League Baseball, for a single guaranteed year of James Shields. If the Royals don’t win the whole damn thing this year, the trade will be for exactly nothing. And is James Shields really good enough to push KC’s broken-down jalopy of a starting rotation into October? REALLY?!

I’m raging a little bit. Please forgive me. The first draft of this steam pile had a lot of swears. I can’t speak rationally yet, and who’s to say when I’ll be able to? As Rany so ably put it on Twitter: “Yes, I’d trade Wil Myers for a #1 starter. But the Royals traded for James Shields, not David Price.”

For the moment, I’m just going to do what I do, and say farewell to some of my favorite players, photo subjects, and young men – in pictures.
We’ll start with Wil Myers, who – let’s not forget – was the best player in all of the Minors. Every evaluator of talent in the country agreed on that. It cannot be stressed enough when examining the Rays’ haul in this deal.

Wil Myers with his awards

These are two of the least prestigious awards Wil would go on to win.

Wil.

This is the last we will see of Wil celebrating any title in the Royals organization.

And goodbye to Jake Odorizzi, who was a solid prospect, and as far as I could ever tell, a pretty good young man as well.
Odorizzorable
There was a HUGE crowd at Werner Park

  And to Mike Montgomery, who may yet figure himself out. He’s got the stuff; he has always had the stuff.
Mike Montgomery during the National Anthem
Monty pitching

Why we had to give up all three of these young men, plus Patrick Leonard, I don’t know. What the hell do I know? I’m not the general manager who has successfully seen the Best Farm System Ever turn into…a year of James Shields? Awww, hell.

Nov 15

A girl and her camera. Or a camera and its girl?

This post borders on navel-gazing with a pinch of #humblebrag and you’re more than welcome to skip it.

In middle school, I caught the photography bug, sort of. All I had was a Kodak disposable camera at a high school basketball game, but I realized that I could capture a couple of dramatic basketball moments despite the flimsy piece of cardboard in my hand and my position way up in the bleachers.

From there, I actually put picture taking on the back burner for a long time. I did a bit in high school as part of the newspaper staff, but  I ended up covering beats like the principal’s office, the superintendent’s office, and the computer club.* None of those were conducive to exciting photography, so I didn’t really do much of it.

*of which I was a founding member and eventually president, so heyyyyy, conflict of interest, but whatever.

In college, I never took a full photography course. Photography was the focus of one-third of a semester of a class called Visual Literacy, but it pretty much just covered the basics of camera functions, which I had learned in high school. Very little of what I know about photography now came from a classroom.

At some point while I was in college, my brother Brad decided to take up photography. The thing about Brad is, when he sets his mind to a new hobby, he really throws himself into it, and he’s good at basically everything he’s ever done. He bought himself a Nikon D40, and I was fascinated by it. Because he’s an awesome big brother, he let me try it out.

First, it was just a few pictures at family gatherings. Then, “we” would take the camera to a baseball or hockey game, and I put “we” in quotes because I took most of the pictures. Then I started taking his camera to games he wasn’t even at. There came a point when it became ridiculous that I didn’t have a camera of my own, so for Christmas in 2010, Brad coordinated with my whole family to give me the D40. My mom came up with an elaborate setup, giving me smaller gifts in a specific order, and the first letter of each of those gifts spelled out C-A-M-E-R-A.

A whole lotta happy disbelief on my face.

And there it was. My very own DSLR. A few weeks later, my – MY! – camera accompanied me to Royals FanFest, which was an opportunity I got via writing, not photography, but I took a few pictures nonetheless. Then I tried my hand at landscapes while traveling to Palm Springs, California for an internship.

One of the iconic bridges along Highway 1.

After that, my bosses in Palm Springs let me spend a good deal of time taking pictures (around my other duties, of course).
My favorite shot of the day!

My stuff even made it on to the cover of a magazine in Palm Springs. I think it was that point when I shifted from seeing myself as a writer who sometimes takes pictures to…something more picture-centric, but not really cool enough to be a “photographer.”

BUT THEN 2012 happened. After I decided to quit being a Storm Girl for the Chasers, I applied for a press pass. Then the team hired me to do the Storm Chasers’ player cards. Then, Wil Myers arrived in Omaha and basically every MiLB-related website needed me to take pictures of him. Then, Salvador Perez rehabbed here and the Kansas City Star asked me for some shots of him to use in the paper.

Then, for reasons I still don’t understand, I got to don a grey NCAA vest and get media access to the College World Series, where dozens of real photographers graciously taught me many techniques and trade secrets. I got to see everything, from  idiots on the field to Sad SeaWolves (below) to the Arizona dogpile (Cat-pile?) at the end.
Stony Brook's William Carmona in the dugout following the team's elimination.
AND THEN, through a convoluted string of Twitter-based connections, I got hired to take pictures at a party thrown by the MLBPA in Kansas City. The party was right after the Home Run Derby and was attended by many MLB All-Stars and sundry other celebrities. I met Justin Verlander, and I’m still not entirely sure that whole week wasn’t an elaborate dream because, holy crap. I’m just a simple girl from a tiny town. Where I come from, “going shopping” meant heading to JC Penney, and Omaha seemed like a big city.  All of a sudden, then, when I found myself at a swanky party giving directions to CJ Wilson (himself a noted photographer) for a picture, I wondered: How the hell did I get here?

The camera. That’s how. The D40 might not be the newest, fanciest model out there, but with it in my hands I was given opportunities I never dreamed of, because I had no idea I could even dream that big.

It’s almost with a touch of sadness, then, that I have decided it’s time to upgrade. That little D40 has brought me so much joy, and I think I’m not the only one who likes the pictures it has taken. Countless blogs and news sites have come to me for free, legal, high-quality pictures, which I always share willingly. Players have used them as their Facebook and Twitter profile pics, and players’ moms have emailed from faraway places to thank me for taking and posting pictures of their boys.

I have had the time of my life doing what I do. This year in particular has been one dream-come-true after another. But I can do better. Toward the end of the season, I borrowed Brad’s D3100 for a few games, and the difference in picture quality is astonishing, even with the same lenses and the same lighting conditions.

Maier in the dugout

Taken with the D40 (old camera). Everything is SUPER grainy, even across a pretty short distance, because the sun had started to go down. Click the picture to get a closer look on Flickr.

DSC_0249

Taken with the D3100. Much finer detail, even though it was darker outside than in the other example. Colors are also much more rich and true-to-life. Click the picture to get a closer look on Flickr.

 

You all have shown me, with your continued interest in the pictures I take, that it will be worth my while to spend the money for an upgrade. I’ve narrowed my choices down to two cameras, both priced around $600. Will you please help me cover that cost? As usual, I’m NOT asking for a straight-up cash donation. All I ask is that you make your regular Amazon purchases through my Affiliate link. Doing this costs you nothing, and means the world to me. Even if you’re just buying a Kindle book for a buck or two, the quantity of items matters too, so each purchase is an important contribution. Thank you so, so much.

Oct 04

The last lineup of the 2012 season: In pictures

For an eternity leading up to this spring, 2012 was supposed to be the year The Process came to a head. “Mission 2012” was officially a Thing in the newspaper.

But, here we are, for lots of reasons. Injuries happened. I’m tempted – and as the offseason wears on I might give in to this temptation – to play ‘revisionist historian’ and guess at what may have happened if Danny Duffy and Felipe Paulino had been around, instead of…well, the rotation that we had.

In the meantime, the final game of the season is being played by 9 guys who, I’m guessing, were not part of the lineup GMDM envisioned when imagining Mission: 2012. Let’s immortalize this, because pictures are pretty and this offseason could be ugly.

(More about that to come, but in short: It makes me nervous that Glass is all, “Hell yeah! Spending money on pitching! Make it rain!” Who, exactly, is going to b the recipient of this windfall? In this winter’s pitching market, I’m sharpening my pitchfork just in case.)

LEADING OFF: JARROD DYSON.
PART FOUR: The slide
PINCH-HIT FOR BY: JASON BOURGEOIS
Best picture of Bourgeouis

BATTING SECOND: ALCIDES ESCOBAR
Alcides Escobar

BATTING THIRD: ALEX GORDON
Alex Gordon had to LEAP up over him!

BATTING FOURTH: BILLY BUTLER
Sheepish Billy.

“BATTING” FIFTH: JEFF FRANCOEUR
Frenchy taking a hack.

BATTING SIXTH: BRAYAN PENA
The throw wasn't quite there, but Pena couldn't hold on to it anyway. Another Chicago run. :(

BATTING SEVENTH: ADAM MOORE
Adam Moore being told to slide into 3rd

BATTING EIGHTH: JOHNNY GIAVOTELLA
Johnny Giavotella stretching

BATTING NINTH: IRVING FALU
Irving Falu

So that lineup happened. This entire post maaaay have been a contrived scheme to use that old picture of Billy Butler looking sheepish and wearing a too-short tie. Good times.

Sep 28

Dancing With the Stars and the second wild card

If you don’t watch ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ 1) you should, but 2) here’s some background: This season, for the first time, the cast of celebrity dancers is made up of stars who have already been on the show. Many of them are champions from past seasons. (And then there’s Pamela Anderson, not sure why. Hey, boobs!)

A typical season, though, has a bunch of people who are famous for other stuff trying to figure out how hard dancing is. Even elite athletes typically spend the first few episodes tripping over their feet. Watching my favorites learn how to dance is a huge part of the fun of a season, and it makes spectacular late-season performances that much more special.

With a cast of stars who have already figured out how to move their bodies around without falling over on their face, and even become decent ballroom dancers, I’ve wondered if this season will suffer without that “zero to hero” narrative arc (and the schadenfreude associated with watching Kate Gosselin falling on her face).

After watching the Week One performances, what I think is that the show won’t be worse without that narrative, but it will be different.

And that’s how I think the second wild card is playing out. My dad will disagree because he’s a purist, but having an extra wild card spot isn’t ruining the drama as we head into October (already! Holy crap!), but it’s certainly different. Managers are changing their rotational strategies in ways that might not have had to happen with just one Wild Card. I’m willing to stick with both the competition for the World Series and the Mirror Ball Trophy as they play out new kinds of drama into my living room.

Oh, also: To any Detroit Tigers fans out there – YOU’RE WELCOME.

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Sep 18

Update from the Family Resource Center

Back in April, all proceeds from my Amazon Affiliate link were given to the Family Resource Center in my hometown. The Center helps families of all types, whether they’re established families with tons of kids or new parents figuring things out for the first time. One of the most brilliant, yet totally sensible, services provided there is the clothing exchange, which is just like a library, but for kids’ clothes.

Sometimes, though, people bring in “stuff” instead of clothing. Car seats (which are all tested and approved for safety standards before being shared), the occasional crib, and a Bumbo once in a while. Those get snatched up as fast as they are brought in. My mom emailed today to say someone brought in a sofa, which might be a first.

And wouldn’t you know it? The sofa was needed, immediately and desperately. Here’s my mom with what happened to it:

I had no idea where I was going to put it, but I was sure someone would need it sooner or later.  A clothing customer heard us talking about the sofa and asked about it.  The family (husband, wife, and 4 young children) had lost everything in a house fire recently.  They were using plastic chairs to sit on in the living room in their new rental home.  They left with lots of clothing for the children and a new sofa for their living room.  I love my job!

She also wanted to pass along thanks to each of you who shopped via my Affiliate link in April. If you were a part of that, pat yourself on the back! You helped in more ways than you know – with a budget as tight as the Center’s and as many services as it provides, literally every little bit counts.

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