Why? Because PICTURES! Your September callups:

Lorenzo Cain, certified Dougie instructor

Jarrod Dyson, picture-being-in enthusiast

Sean O'Sullivan, soul patch haver

Vin Mazzaro, tobacco chewer

Kelvin Herrera, your future favorite reliever

Manuel Pina - team's "Best Hair Award" winner
Farewell to Kila, who was DFA’d to make roster space for Herrera. No way he comes back to the organization at this point – much more on him later, because there’s this thought that he “gave up” after his last demotion and I really want to look into that.

Kila Ka'aihue - can't simply walk into either Mordor or the big leagues
Go Royals
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