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Apr 30

It’s all my fault

More about my unmentionables than you ever wanted to know
Brian Bannister tonight…did anything go right? 30 pitches every inning for three excruciating innings. Three home runs, including a grand slam. It was painful to watch, especially since Bannister is my favorite Royal. If I had to watch a KC pitcher throw that kind of game, I’d give a great deal for it to be anyone besides him.
But it was Bannister, and this outing was entirely my fault.
Last summer during the middle of the season, I noticed that, by coincidence of laundry, I ended up wearing the same pair of drawers every time Banny started. It was an accident for a while, but I starting doing it on purpose after that because it seemed to be working well for all involved (except Royal opponents). I held over that routine into this season…until today.
I realized partway through the day that I had made the underwear mistake, and considered changing. I thought about it, but figured Banny would not need the help of my lucky drawers since it’s “just the Rangers.” (Sorry, Micah.)
I haven’t finished watching the game yet — Joel Peralta just gave up a 2-bagger, making it 9-1 Texas — and I almost don’t want to finish. I know how it ends (remind me again why Pena is allowed to bat in such a situation, ever?). I just want this night to be over so the Royals can start starting over again.

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