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Oct 22

Six things

A few random things, because I really love numbered lists:
1.Once upon a time, I comforted myself by counting the number of teams who were worse than the Royals at the time:

-Kansas City SO far from the basement
I am NOT a fan of the worst team in baseball. Pretty much the entire NL West has a worse record. I’m pretty sure the Comic Book Store Guy from the Simpsons has the scientific name for a division like that:
“Worst. Division. EVER.”

I found that little gem while I was waiting for the World Series to actually get here. You know, the World Series that features a team from the “Worst. Division. EVER;” the division that produced both representatives in the National League Championship Series.
So either I was horribly wrong about them, or the NL is really that bad.
2. The decision to sell tickets online is apparently NOT sitting well with fans of either team. My friend Gary was going to get tickets right on top of the Rockies’ dugout, but that was before this online-only ticket sales thing was announced. Long story short, he does not have the hackeresque skills required to cheat the system enough to actually get tickets, so he is stuck watching on TV. This is sad, because Gary is probably the biggest Rockies fan I’ve ever met. He deserves tickets more than a lot of people I’m guessing will be there when the Series makes its way to Denver. On the Red Sox side of things, The Ladies… had a similarly frustrating experience, which they shared with us in humorous (and graphical!) fashion.
Hey MLB! This was a bad idea. Don’t do it again, please and thank you.
3. I don’t have a whole lot to say about the Royals hiring Trey Hillman as their manager, which is why I haven’t written about it yet. What I know for sure right now is that I’m excited to have a proven winner on board. I would also very much love to have a Nippon Ham Fighters t-shirt.
If you want to see how the KC managerial move is somehow related to “pissing on the Constitution,” read the comments on this MVN – Royals Authority post. It is awfully entertaining. But in all seriousness, Clark and Craig have provided some great stuff about the hire, so all the Royals Authority coverage of the topic is worth a read.
4. This one is sad. Like, ‘I’m going to go cry in the corner’ sad. The Nebraska Cornhusker volleyball team hadn’t lost a match all season, and even more amazingly, had not lost a single game in the last 17 matches. But tonight, the Texas Longhorns swept my Huskers, handing them a huge loss. I don’t think Nebraska will fall in the rankings, but I’m sick of losing things to Texas. They have broken up undefeated seasons for the Huskers several times recently, and I really hate them for it. (Well, I already hated Texas, but that’s neither here nor there. The point is that I have a deep, burning hatred for any team that beats my Husker volleyball team!)
As I watch volleyball during commercials of World Series game 1, I can feel my heart slowly tearing apart. Stupid Longhorns. I’ve never seen Nebraska play like this; they normally have this confident air about them, like they’re saying to their opponents, “Hi. We’re here now, and we’re going to stomp your faces in now. Okay? Buh-bye now.” Tonight, they looked a little bit like their opponents typically looked: Lost, scared, and lacking confidence. I hope I never see that look again.
5. Who would have guessed that singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” at karaoke night was such a bad idea? Two of my brothers and I found that one out the hard way. The very, very, embarrassingly hard way. Never again.
6. There’s only how many Octobers? Tell me again, Dane Cook. It’s finally Game 1, and Boston is up 3-1 in the bottom of the 2nd. Thus far, it’s really hard to tell if the long layoff harmed Colorado, or if Boston is just that dominant right now. This is one of those Series where I don’t really care who wins. I have some good friends who are Rockies fans, and some who are Red Sox fans. From a historical standpoint, it would be cool to see Colorado go ahead and win, so I have more glorious details to tell my grandkids someday. But I see some short-term pros for having Boston winning:
– Josh Beckett said after the ALCS that he would dance right along with Jonathan Papelbon if Boston wins it all.
– My newest Halloween costume idea (the sliding shorts/goggles/dancing version of Paps) will be that much better.
– I have another excuse to blare Dropkick Murphys music 24/7. As if I needed any of those…plus the band will still be giddy from their team’s victory when I see them play in November.
– Holly, TexasGal, and J-Money (of Ladies… fame) will be pleased.
– I can continue to say that the NL is weak, and shouldn’t exist.
– I can feel better about the Royals, knowing that they beat the pants off of the World Champion Red Sox on Opening Day this season.
Either way, though…if I get a 7-game series, I’ll be happy.
7. I know seven is not the same as the “six” suggested in the post title, but I had a late addition. I’ve added a new post label, called “fun stats.” Go see!

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